Tell the kids I love them.

     -God

Let's meet at my house Sunday

     before the game.

     -God

     C'mon over and bring the kids.

     -God

     What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."

     didn't you understand?

     -God

     We need to talk.

     -God

     Keep using my name in vain,

     I'll make rush hour longer.

     -God

     Loved the wedding, invite me to the 

marriage.

     -God

     That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...

     I meant it.

     -God

     I love you and you and you and you and...

     -God

     Will the road you're on get you to my place?

     -God

     Follow me.

     -God

     Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

     -God

     My way is the highway.

     -God

     Need directions?

     -God

     You think it's hot here?

     -God

     Have you read my #1 best seller?

     There will be a test.

     -God

     Do you have any idea where you're going?

     -God

     Don't make me come down there.

     -God